Call me (a lesbian) now!

Miss Cleo, the Jamaican-accented psychic of late-night infomercial fame, has come out as a lesbian. I could insert an off-color joke comparing palm reading to a euphemism for a sex act with the female genital at this point, but we’re classy here at Surrenders (hey, stop laughing, we are classy...) However, this news is making me feel a little psychic. I see her cruising the gay bars using that old line, “Baby, you know I can see into the future…”