Hey, remember how much you all loved that picture of Hayley Atwell wearing a hat? You know the one, with the suspenders. And the tongue. Fine, OK, and the tank top. Yep, now you remember. Well, Hayley’s jaunty little chapeau got me thinking. Women should wear more hats. No, not like those crazy Kentucky Derby battleship headpieces or those even crazier royal wedding ornamental antler displays. I mean more traditional hats. Your fedoras. Your newsboy caps. Heck, even your top hats. If I wanted to wear a peacock on my head, I’d wear a peacock. But when I want to wear a hat, I wear a fucking hat. Like Queen B above, and these fine ladies below.Evangeline Lilly
Being stuck on that island all those years really robbed us of valuable time we could have been watching Evangeline wearing a tux and fedora.
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Remember back in the 90s when every movie either starred Jennifer Jason Leigh or Bridget Fonda, sometimes both?
Keeley Hawes
Oh, Kitty, Kitty. You terrible, terrible heartbreaker.
Maria Bello
In the new “Prime Suspect” remake, the big controversy so far isn’t that she’s filling in for the formidable Helen Mirren – it’s that she wears that fedora.
Joan as Police Woman
Obligatory joke about how if she was a real police woman, I’d let her cuff me any day.
Audrey Tautou
If Coco Chanel really made suits like this for women, I would so buy one. OK, not really. I’m a writer and couldn’t afford one. But I’d covet one, that’s for sure.
JD Samson
Who knows, maybe the garrison cap will make a comeback after.
Piper Perabo
They should make her wear more hats on “Covert Affairs.” Yep, definitely more hats.
Marlene Dietrich

Women, men, animals, minerals – take note. Now that’s how you wear a fucking hat.
Being stuck on that island all those years really robbed us of valuable time we could have been watching Evangeline wearing a tux and fedora.Jennifer Jason Leigh
Remember back in the 90s when every movie either starred Jennifer Jason Leigh or Bridget Fonda, sometimes both?Keeley Hawes
Oh, Kitty, Kitty. You terrible, terrible heartbreaker.Maria Bello
In the new “Prime Suspect” remake, the big controversy so far isn’t that she’s filling in for the formidable Helen Mirren – it’s that she wears that fedora.Joan as Police Woman
Obligatory joke about how if she was a real police woman, I’d let her cuff me any day.Audrey Tautou
If Coco Chanel really made suits like this for women, I would so buy one. OK, not really. I’m a writer and couldn’t afford one. But I’d covet one, that’s for sure.JD Samson
Who knows, maybe the garrison cap will make a comeback after.Piper Perabo
They should make her wear more hats on “Covert Affairs.” Yep, definitely more hats.Marlene Dietrich
Women, men, animals, minerals – take note. Now that’s how you wear a fucking hat.
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