Carmen not gay for Joan

Carmen Electra is not dating Joan Jett. I repeat, peoples of the internets, Carmen is not dating Joan. Despite those juicy rumors. Despite starring in the rocker’s ode to bisexuality “A.C.D.C.” Despite her falling down, clearly from love, at a fashion show, Carmen is not a gay lady. Or at least her rep says she is not. Of course, not everyone is convinced. Word on the lesbian street is that Carmen and Joan might make a splash together at Dinah Shore next weekend. I am trying to muster the energy to care. Must…muster… Must…muster… Damn, I can’t do it. I just don’t care. I mean, good for them if they are and if they aren’t then Joan Jett, call me. Seriously. I’m in the phonebook.

Carmen goes boom

Why? Because it’s funny when someone falls down. And it’s really funny when that someone is famous, like Carmen Electra. So when two people fall down, it’s comedy gold. Gold, I tell you, gold.

Crimson and Carmen

And now for your Monday moment of totally unsubstantiated, totally uncorroborated, totally undeniably delicious celebrity gossip. According to today’s NY Daily News (scroll down to the second item), Joan Jett and Carmen Electra may be making beautiful music together. Sure, they already made a beautiful music video together last year for Joan’s rocking little ditty “A.C.D.C.” (unofficially subtitled: “Bisexuality Rocks”). Now the gossip mongers have been shopping around the idea that Joan and Carmen are more than friends. Back in November, a similar rumor (but this time with more kissing) popped up. Carmen’s response: “(That rumor) doesn’t bother me at all. She’s an awesome person and we’ve been friends, so it’s no big deal.” A big deal? No. A big demand for pictures? Yes.