Gimme that apple

This is, quite possibly, the most brilliant promotional poster ever. The screeners for the third season of Weeds (premiering Aug. 13) arrived this week and can I just say, wow. Whoever set up this photo spread deserves my eternal thanks and a raise. If it was me, I would just start carrying a sign that read: “It was my idea to shoot Mary-Louise Parker’s bum. You’re welcome.” Seriously, does anyone have directions to the Garden of Eden?

"That is not where lesbianism is going..."

Since I already love Mary-Louise Parker (Ruth!) and Elizabeth Perkins (uh, "Big!"), it only follows that I should love "Weeds." Now, here is another reason to love it. How funny is this scene between Perkins' mother character and her 13-year-old daughter after she catches her kissing another girl? So funny that I think I'm going to start using, "That is not where lesbianism is going..." as my personal catch phrase. That or "Those are not boobs." Enjoy.