Bedtime stories

How is it that it's been just three days since my vacation and already I am feel sleep deprived? Clearly, I have a problem. Clearly, this problem is serious since it was not remedied by a whole week of sleeping in until past 11 a.m. Though, thinking about this issue in the wee small hours of the morning, I realized that perhaps my problem is simply motivation. Because, well, if any of these women were in my bed I'd have no problem crawling under the covers. Of course, whether we'd sleep or not is entirely another matter. Hmm, perhaps this is the wrong kind of motivation after all. Wrong but delicious.

Famke JanssenAudrey TautouAngelina JolieJulie DelpyMargaret ChoKate WinsletSarah ShahiTina Fey

Come to think of it, maybe a good night's sleep is overrated.

My Weekend Crush

Of course, everyone talks about Famke Janssen's legs. To be sure, they are magnificent. When she wrapped them around James Bond you envied the putz for being in what had to be the most pleasurable death grip ever. But it's not those killer thighs that make me weak whenever I see Famke. It's her brow. Not the eyebrows themselves really, but the whole ridge. The sheer expanse of it, the way it curves and carves its way across her face is just, to steal a term from her native tongue, schitterend. Just as brilliant are rumors that Famke may appear on the new “The L Word” spin-off “The Farm” with Leisha Hailey. OK, her addition hasn't been confirmed yet. Sure, the 20-minute pilot hasn't been picked up yet. And, granted, I have some major reservations about it being set in a prison. But it would still be another opportunity for beautiful women to do beautiful (and hopefully naked) things together on my television. Plus, we already know that Famke she can make with the gay. So the possibility of her making gay in prison with Leisha and handcuffs? Goodbye, reservations. Hello, heaven. Happy weekend, all.

Famke’s got a gun

Famke Janssen is coming to a television near you. The former Bond girl turned X-Woman turned transsexual seductress (whew, that’s a lot to put on a business card…) has signed on to star in a new NBC cop drama. According to the Hollywood Reporter, Famke will play the lead in the police procedural from the creators of “House.” Now, I love me some “House” (to recap: Hugh Laurie -- brilliant. Jennifer Morrison -- dreamy). And the thought of another hot female cop makes me happy in all the right places. Plus, with any luck, she’ll do a lot of making out on couches. Kelly Preston, presumably, not included.