This time of year, folks falls all over themselves with capitalist helpfulness to recommend things to buy for your assorted loved and not-so-loved ones. Well, not me. I am definitely not here to help. Instead, I give you the anti-gift guide. These are things that you should, under no circumstances, give to another living human being. Particularly another gay human being. - In Film: “Bar Girls” - Worst. Lesbian. Movie. Ever.
- In Music: The Pussycat Dolls - You can’t watch them dance on the CD. So, really, what’s the point?
- In Books: “The Well of Loneliness” - Self-loathing and suicide doesn't mix well with eggnog.
- In Gaming: Nintendo Wii - If you give it to someone you love or hope to one day love and they play like this, you’ll never want to sleep with them again.
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