When good hair goes lesbian

Well, as we’ve discussed before, lesbian hair can be its own worst enemy. Now, it seems we’ve infected straight women. Why else would they do this to their heads? America’s Next Top Model Cycle 4 winner Naima seems to think wee floating sideburns are the hotness. And Selma Blair looks like Edward Scissorhands fell on her after a bender. Perhaps this is their silent protest to Rosie being banned from dyking up her hair while on “The View.” Or, maybe, they’re trying to tell us something else. Something like, “I’m not gay, but my hair is.”