Gay money

Personal finances guru Suze Orman will reveal in the Sunday New York Times Magazine that she is a lesbian and has never been with a man. She goes on to call herself a “55-year-old virgin” even though she has been with her “life partner” Kathy Travis for seven years. Geez, bet poor Kathy is thinking, “What the hell have we been doing all these years?”

Well, apparently, counting their money. Suze estimates the couple has a net worth of about $25 million. The author, TV host and motivational speaker said in the interview that she is frustrated that she can’t marry her partner and angered by the country’s unjust inheritance laws for gays and lesbians.

“It's killing me that upon my death, K.T. is going to lose 50 percent of everything I have to estate taxes. Or vice versa.”

I don’t know why, but this news surprised me. I guess because she is so ubiquitous, I never really considered Suze’s sexuality. Mostly I just wanted to change the channel every time she came on for shame of not having my own personal finances in order. But, now that I look at her carefully, Suze certainly has the hair for it. And, what appears to be a leather fetish. With her net worth and global domination, Suze is now the epitome of the power dyke.