Straight Gals Acting Like Gay Gals…

…And How To Tell the Difference. Consider this SGALGGAHTTD (wow, that’s unwieldy) entry the first in an occasional series. This debut edition will focus on hands, courtesy the lovely ladies at Cannes (OK, so I think that rhyme made up for the bad acronym). As they say in real estate, location location location.

Tracie Thoms and Rosario Dawson

Sure, Tracie successfully played gay in “Rent,” but if she really wants to convince us she needs to grab hold of Rosario’s arm as if to say, “No damn way you’re backing away from this.”

Zoe Bell and Rose McGowan

One word: cupping. Any self-respecting lady-loving lady would take this opportunity to cop a little feel of that cheek action. Come on, you know you would. Don’t lie.