I love award season. First, you get to honor amazing actors for outstanding work. And second, dude, women in beautiful dresses. Hello. But, even better than a lady in a nice frock is a lady in a nice frock acting frisky with another lady. Oh, kittens, you know where I am going with this. In honor of last week's Oscar nominations, here is a look at the Best SGALGG nominees so far this awards season. The competition is fierce. And by fierce, I mean hot.[Click any and all to enlarge for, you know, judging purposes.]
Most Insistent: Robin Wright Penn & Kate Winslet
Robin really, really wants to get a little closer to Kate.
Can you blame her?
Best Couple: Amy Adams & Emily Blunt
What? In my head they're totally a couple. (p.s. I can't wait for “Sunshine Cleaning.”)
Luckiest S.O.B. Ever: Dude between Olivia Wilde & Angelina Jolie
This guy is inches away as Olivia and Angelina are about to touch. Five bucks say he jizzed! in! his pants!
Best Kiss: Anne Hathaway & Rosemarie DeWitt
Dear Anne: Brokeback for lesbians. Think about it.
xoxo, Ms. Snarker.
Most Blatant Checking Out of the Merchandise:
Eva Longoria & Rosario Dawson
Rosario, honey, her eyes are higher.
Best “Oh My,What Are You Doing With Your Hand?”: Meryl Streep & Penelope Cruz
A little down. Now to the left. Oh yeah, just like that.
Most Mommy Issues: Jessica Lang & Drew Barrymore
Sure, they play mother-daughter in “Grey Gardens.” But if men can do May-December, then so can SGALGG.
Best Recruitment Material: Christina Hendricks
Fine, so there isn't another gal to act gay with Christina. But, come on, if just seeing that doesn't make every straight gal on the planet question her sexuality, well, nothing will.
Robin really, really wants to get a little closer to Kate.Can you blame her?
Best Couple: Amy Adams & Emily Blunt
What? In my head they're totally a couple. (p.s. I can't wait for “Sunshine Cleaning.”)Luckiest S.O.B. Ever: Dude between Olivia Wilde & Angelina Jolie
This guy is inches away as Olivia and Angelina are about to touch. Five bucks say he jizzed! in! his pants!Best Kiss: Anne Hathaway & Rosemarie DeWitt
Dear Anne: Brokeback for lesbians. Think about it.xoxo, Ms. Snarker.
Most Blatant Checking Out of the Merchandise:
Eva Longoria & Rosario Dawson
Rosario, honey, her eyes are higher.Best “Oh My,What Are You Doing With Your Hand?”: Meryl Streep & Penelope Cruz
A little down. Now to the left. Oh yeah, just like that.Most Mommy Issues: Jessica Lang & Drew Barrymore
Sure, they play mother-daughter in “Grey Gardens.” But if men can do May-December, then so can SGALGG.Best Recruitment Material: Christina Hendricks
Fine, so there isn't another gal to act gay with Christina. But, come on, if just seeing that doesn't make every straight gal on the planet question her sexuality, well, nothing will.
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