If I were to take the cultural pulse of lesbians everywhere, I would be willing to wager an entire lifetime of sensible shoes that the one thing most likely to get all of our collective hearts racing right now is the prospect of an all-night policy session with Rachel Maddow. And, yes, “policy” is totally a euphemism for something much naughtier...and sweatier. But, barring a night of hot, sticky policy, the next best thing is clearly a Rachel Maddow e-card. Hey, with a lesbian crush this universal we take what we can get. So with Valentine's Day just around the corner, send one to someone you love. Or, you know, just horde them as part of the ever-growing Maddow shrine in your basement. [Click any to embiggen.]
Too obscure? Please, amateurs.
And my personal favorite, because you know it's true.
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