L604: “Leaving Los Angeles”It's International Make Faces at Jenny Day! Knit your brow! Roll your eyes! Purse your lips! Be sure to play along at home. To make it even more authentic, superimpose Mama Chaiken's face onto Jenny's body. That way all the exasperation, incredulity and flat-out rage will be directed properly. For even more fun, turn it into a drinking game. Someone made a face at Jenny? Everybody drink! Though, if you're still conscious by the end of the episode it may be a sign of a more serious problem.
1. Also acceptable on IMFAJ Day, flipping the bird.
2. (Who Wants Jenny Dead) WWJD 4: “I hate Jenny Schecter!”
3. Now I can't see you making faces. Ney-ner, ney-ner, ney-ner.
4. We are totally not thinking about doing it. We swear.
5. Dude, I don't know how I get blamed for her death either.
6. There is a joke here. But, like the G-spot, it's sorta tricky to find.
7. Feel that? This is what Tina will do to me if I sleep with Kelly.
8. You're damn right that's what I'll do to you, honey.
9. Who knew business cards trigger Helena's Pavlovian response.
10. Drink! Drink!
11. Why, yes. This was the inspiration for my dress.
12. Tell me you did not buy me a cheesy Vermont Teddy Bear.
13. To all the girls I've loved before...
...whose T-shirts landed on my floor.
14. The best thing about this episode. Period.
15. The only man in America not happy to see two women kissing.
16. Oops, did I not mention my homophobic folks over the phone?
17. I call this one: Racial harmony through food symbolism.
18. If only these were Shane's “secret ingredients,” then this threesome would happen a whole lot faster.
19. Tasha. Tank. Arms. That is all.
20. Really, they did what to your boyfriend? Harsh.
21. Baby Alice? ZOMG, ponies!
22. The apologetic jazz hands trend continues.
23. This scenario can never end well.
24. Hmm, maybe Jamie had Shane's secret ingredients after all.
25. Why does Mama C hate Max so? Did he kill her dog?
26. Maximum toy to child cuteness ratio achieved.
27. Unsubtle juxtaposition of parental contentment in 3, 2, 1...
Guestbian Count: 0Ruh-Roh of the Week: “What I'm offering you is to be your partner.” – Bette to Kelly
Delusion of Grandeur of the Week: “My art supplies! Do you know that one day a foundation is going to want all these little bits and pieces.” – Jenny to Shane
Meta Put-Down of the Week: “Oh my God, this is from that horrible Paige era.” – Jenny to Shane
Oh God, What Did I Get Myself Into of the Weeek: “Are you putting on the crazy Jenny show just to see how far you can push it with me?” – Shane to Jenny
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