SGALGG: Oscar Edition

Oh, kittens. The amassed awesome at last night's Oscars was a thing of beauty. Think about it. Last night, all together in one room were, among others: Tina Fey, Kate Winslet, Tilda Swinton, Penelope Cruz, Angelina Jolie, Freida Pinto, Natalie Portman, Diane Lane, Anne Hathaway, Sophia Loren and Meryl fucking Streep. Now, I say Meryl fucking Streep for a reason, because amid last night's orgy of gorgeousness I noticed an interesting trend. Everyone who was anyone wanted to rub up against Meryl Streep. Shit, do you blame them? So in honor of the touchy-feely goodness, I give you a very special Oscar edition of SGALGG. Straight(ish, no comment) Gals Acting Like Gay Gals Who Want to Fuck Meryl. Or, you know, SGALGGWWFM. Put that on a bumper sticker, I dare you. [Click any for big Meryl love.]

Meryl & Penelope CruzMeryl & Queen LatifahMeryl & Sophia LorenMeryl & Natalie PortmanMeryl & Anne HathawayMeryl & Jennifer AnistonMeryl & Kate Winslet

Still, despite the SGALGGWWFM smörgåsbord of last night, a couple of my dream pairings didn't quite happen. But, never one to let reality get in the way of something hot, I remedied that the only way I know how. I give you a very, very special Oscar SGALGG Addendum: Straight(ish, again) Gals We Wish Acted Like Gay Gays But Didn't So We Photoshopped Together Instead. Yeah, I'm not even going to attempt that acronym.

Kate & Tilda & PenelopeTina & Angelina

p.s. Got a dream SGWWALGGBDSWPTI pairing? Well, Photoshop 'em together, already, and leave 'em in the comments.

UPDATE: Dare accepted. Hat tip to garbungled for the awesome bumper sticker!