Hey, lots of pretty ladies in lots of pretty dresses hugged each other last night! Oh, and they also handed out some awards. And some really pretty ladies in really pretty dresses won them! Really, the theme for the night was, “Go pretty ladies in pretty dresses!” Or, slightly less reductive, “Hooray for women in entertainment who have reached the pinnacle of their professional careers all the while breaking down barriers and making history.” In pretty dresses. And with that, it’s time for the very special Oscar edition of Straight Gals* Acting Like Gay Gals. (*With the exception of Jodie, of course. Also, jury’s still out on K-Stew. Edit: And, I know, they played mom and daughter. All of this is clearly make believe.)Tina Fey & Elizabeth Banks
Elizabeth looks a little like she pulled down the left strap to Tina’s dress. I like how she thinks.
Oprah & Gabourey Sidibe
If Oprah’s hand was one inch closer, Gayle would be sooo jealous.
Jennifer Lopez & Demi Moore
Mostly Demi is just a Straight Gal Acting Like a Drunk Gal. But that’s how many a SGALGG moment starts off. Remember college?
Meryl Streep & Amy Adams
Meryl just asking a very pregnant Amy, “It’s not mine, is it?”
Meryl Streep & Sandra Bullock
Sandy thanked, “my lover, Meryl” and called her “SUCH a good kisser.” So kiss her, you fool.
Sandra Bullock & Helen Mirren
Look, Meryl, if you don’t kiss Sandy soon Helen will. You snooze, you lose.
Anna Kendrick & Sigourney Weaver
Sigourney has just told Anna how they would earn their Mile High Club membership if they were both “Up in the Air.”
Miley Cyrus & Amanda Seyfried
Amanda is letting Miley down easy here. A gal’s got to have standards, you know.
Rosario Dawson & Angie Harmon
How much do you want to jump in between that soon-to-be sandwich?
Barbra Streisand & Kathryn Bigelow
Barbra to Kathryn: “Darling, you’re like buttah.”
Hilary Swank & Rashida Jones
Nothing SGALGG-y here, just thought the GGs reading might enjoy the fact that both these ladies mistakenly thought they were going to the Golden Globes. Ahem.
Kristen Stewart & Jodie Foster
Lover’s quarrel.
Elizabeth looks a little like she pulled down the left strap to Tina’s dress. I like how she thinks.Oprah & Gabourey Sidibe
If Oprah’s hand was one inch closer, Gayle would be sooo jealous.Jennifer Lopez & Demi Moore
Mostly Demi is just a Straight Gal Acting Like a Drunk Gal. But that’s how many a SGALGG moment starts off. Remember college?Meryl Streep & Amy Adams
Meryl just asking a very pregnant Amy, “It’s not mine, is it?”Meryl Streep & Sandra Bullock
Sandy thanked, “my lover, Meryl” and called her “SUCH a good kisser.” So kiss her, you fool.Sandra Bullock & Helen Mirren
Look, Meryl, if you don’t kiss Sandy soon Helen will. You snooze, you lose.Anna Kendrick & Sigourney Weaver
Sigourney has just told Anna how they would earn their Mile High Club membership if they were both “Up in the Air.”Miley Cyrus & Amanda Seyfried
Amanda is letting Miley down easy here. A gal’s got to have standards, you know.Rosario Dawson & Angie Harmon
How much do you want to jump in between that soon-to-be sandwich?Barbra Streisand & Kathryn Bigelow
Barbra to Kathryn: “Darling, you’re like buttah.”Hilary Swank & Rashida Jones
Nothing SGALGG-y here, just thought the GGs reading might enjoy the fact that both these ladies mistakenly thought they were going to the Golden Globes. Ahem.Kristen Stewart & Jodie Foster
Lover’s quarrel.For a more comprehensive (rather than “oooh, pretty!”) look at the Oscars, check out my post at AfterEllen today.
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