L512: “Loyal and True”I cannot tell you how relieved I am that this is the last time I’ll hear “and looooooove” for the next 12 months. Four years later and I still want to rip off my own ears each time I hear that damn song. Speaking of damned things, how about Mama Chaiken’s title for the finale? Loyal and True? Oh, kiddies, you just know a whole lot of disloyal and untrue is gonna be happening up in here. And with that, please enjoy the last of the girls in tight dresses.
1. Beware serpents bearing forbidden fruit.
2. Welcome to the carpool lane of cuteness.
3. Well, that’s one way to find out you got the job.
4. Is she strapped down to stop her from stealing scenes?
5. Hey, Haven’t I Seen This Movie Before I: “High Art”
6. Uhm, I hear their dental plan is great?
7. 
8. One week with Shane and you too could look like a lesbian.
9. Glad to see those crazy kids could work it out.
10. Someone wishes she had kept that gun.
11. Turns out their dental plan was no big whoop.
12. Say hello to your crazed lesbian fan base, Alice.
13. Adele: Now with even more evil! (Black cigarette of doom sold separately.)
14. Lesbians on scooters? Someone alert Cute Overload, again.
15. The first gasps of Lesbian Twinsie Syndrome.
16. Oh, hai. I am in ur galleriez. Embarsin ur deanz.
17. Hey, Haven’t I Seen This Movie Before II: “Say Anything”
18. We’re cool, right? Right?
19. I’d take that as a no.
20. Revenge is a dish best served multimedia.
21. Helena Warbucks realizes why they brought her back.
22. No my first name ain’t “Lover,” it’s Cindi. Miss Tucker if you’re nasty.
23. Say hello to Ruth Bader Ginsberg for me, Molly.
24. Let Mama T kiss it and make it all better.
25. Who knew Begonia was Adele’s favorite flower?
26. Hey, Haven’t I Seen This Movie Before III: “Dirty Dancing.”
27. Forget Waldo, where’s meta?
28. Ah, look at all the lonely people.
29. A beehive, really? Where was Jenny hiding, 1952?
30. The very definition of unsafe sex.
31. Who you calling too gay?
32. Vipers don’t love, Shane, they poison.
New Guestbian Count: 0
Best Line: “Thank you for putting up with … me.” -- Jenny to her cast and crew (and, by proxy, Ms. Snarker to her loyal and true Pre-L readers).
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