Please hold

Hello, my pretties. I am forging the traditional Weekend Crush today to give you a Vacation Crush come Monday. I know, bad form. I'm building up expectations that can never be met. How can she be sufficiently sexy and smart and sexy and funny and sexy and interesting and – wait – did I mention sexy? I really don't know. But, gosh darn, I'll try.

UPDATE: I couldn't wait until Monday. But, trust me, she should be sexy and smart and sexy and funny and sexy and interesting and sexy enough to hold you until Sept. 10.