I love the Olympics. I just do. I've watched them since I was a wee, unathletic child and watch them now as a wee, unathletic adult. I've never watched an opening ceremony where my eyes haven't misted over at the sheer accomplishment and pride on the faces of every athlete. And I guess, really, that's what I love most about the Olympics – the athletes themselves. The discipline, dedication and drive to become the best in the world is truly awesome in the actual dictionary definition of the word. Also, they're just freaking hot. Like
Beijing in August hot. Like melt the circuitry on the computer screen hot. Like center of the sun hot. No wonder they're wearing all those tank tops. A look at some of Team USA's most spectacular sleeveless stars. So in the spirit of true sportsmanship, I give you T3: Olympics Edition.
Dara Torres, swimmingIt almost seems wrong to deprive us of
those abs.
Alicia Sacramone, gymnasticsBendy is a good thing.
[Hat tip, Caitlin!]
Amy Acuff, high jumpTall and bendy ain't bad either.
Candace Parker, basketballDouble your tank tops, double your fun.
Sue Bird, basketballPretty, pretty birdie
Logan Tom, volleyballKeep your eye on
the ball.
Elaine Youngs and Nicole Branagh, beach volleyballWhat? Bikini tops totally count as tank tops.
p.s. Fear not my international friends, my all-American tribute today is not an isolationist stance on hotness. The Olympics run until Aug. 24, so if you've got the tank tops, I've got the time. Send me your best, world.
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